(I don't know if you guys know how much time these posts take to write but I start them on Saturday and have them in draft entire week and every time I see something to add, I do that. But still on Friday it takes a lot of time to prepare the post to publish. I have been editing this motherfucker for 5h now and every time I think I'm done something new shows up on my twitter feed and I need to change it. No more. I don't care what happens. I'm publishing).
Ladies and gentlemen let's open on high note. That high note being Hugh Jackman grabbing his magnificent crotch during cricket match:
God bless cricket.
I can't stop looking at that.
I have no idea why he is doing that. I can only deduce it's to murder me and all other women on this planet.
It's working for I CAN'T BREATHE.
So I finally saw the entire episode of Jonathan Ross show where Hugh and Taron promoted Eddie the Eagle last year. A bunch of stuff happened there but some of those I just must gif. So far I gifed one moment - when Jonathan asked them if they shave or wax and Hugh clearly just decided fuck it, let's kill them and did this:
SIR PEOPLE CAN SEE YOU.
(that gifset is blowing up on twitter. Someone reblogged it and tagged it "jesus fuck I felt it in my balls". I'm so very proud I can bring people this joy).
(also tumblr increased the limit to 3mb per gif. Look at that quality. Amazing. When I get my hands on Logan video in HD I will get nothing done for days. I will gif the living shit out of it).
Also Taron's excitement there was delightful and relatable.
Luke Evans was there too and they kept showing him whenever something saucy happened. He really looked like he was going to fall off the couch he was sitting on.
Somebody please stop me from interacting with this man's twitter.
Red Alert - Hugh attended the Met Gala on Monday and of course looked so good when I saw him tweet the photo I had to drink so much water and open all windows:
Before you ask - I had nothing to do with this. I have a cast-iron alibi. I was at home, refreshing instagram and twitter every few minutes and looking for pictures of Hugh from the red carpet. There are tweets documenting my madness.
Hey, I didn't say it was a non-pathetic alibi.
James Mangold the man who gave us Logan announced that the Black and White version is coming. Of course in America and here in the butthole of Europe we don't get it. But it's gonna be available on DVD./Blu-Ray this month.
There will be deleted scenes! I think I know two scenes that will be there based on the stuff that was in the trailers and not in the movie - Logan wandering around in white tanktop with a whiskey bottle. You know, just in case I'm still alive after watching the actual movie, they decided to throw this in.
This spectacularly gorgeous artwork of Logan and Laura showed up along with the Blu Ray announcement.
Also Jesus Christ do I hate jumping through all the hoops to buy stuff from American stores here in Europe. The regions, the shipping, the billing...My God. Just give me one link to click without me having to fucking read through tons of stuff and doing shady Lisbeth Salander stuff on my computer to get shit to work. Give me all the extras and I'll pay you $50 for this movie. Fuck it, $100. Fuck it, my kidney. Just make it easier please and take my money. You have no idea how much I envy people who get these films first, can just go to the store and buy the Blu-Ray like a normal human being.
Visual Parallels post between Logan and Fury Road is coming this month. Already made the cover and took Fury Road screencaps. It's actually surprising even to me how many similarities I found.
On Friday I rewatched Eddie the Eagle. On Saturday I rewatched half of Logan but that was after I rewatched Kingsmanand have been drinking so that livetweet was... unrepeatable (I did rewarch the whole movie on Tuesday. Whole rewatch number 3 for me. In two month's time).
On Sunday I rewatched Wolverine: Origins and that livetweet was actually comprehensible. Somewhat:
I was doing the checklist again too:
Speaking of MET Gala, here are some of the looks. Olsen twins looking so haggard it's almost unbelievable + spreading gypsies out there to curse ya vibes, Katy Perry in a crimson curtain and Rihanna who was dressed accordingly to the high couture theme but what the hell is that is the appropriate reaction to have here. She also said it took her an hour to get into these boots. Also we have Evan Rachel Wood with one of the worst eye make ups I've seen in my entire life. She looks like a raccoon. A very sad raccoon. Madonna was also there but I do not wish to feature the picture here, it would just ruin this post.
I did love the gowns worn by someone called Zendaya (who is that?) and Blake Lively.
More importantly Ryan Reynolds was there with her. All those rags reporting who wore what designer's clothes - who cares?! There is only one thing I wanna to know and that's if Ryan stalked Hugh again and got him to do Deadpool 2. This is literally the only thing that matters. Did he go after him to the men's room and slipped the script under the door when Hugh was inside? Cause I would do that.
I mean I'd do so much more than that so that's a good thing that I'm on the different continent.
It is not until yesterday that I saw the proof that the two interacted....and from those images I can only deduce Jake and Hugh were talking and then Reynolds appeared out of nowhere:
But wait there is one more boo kangaroo related thing I just became aware of today. MTV Movie and TV Awards are this Sunday and since Hugh is everywhere he is attending this one too and he is gonna be sitting next to Emma Watson:
I think he is also presenting something. Also Alexandra Daddario is gonna be there so m.brown may wanna tune in.
(I am reaching the conclusion that instagram is the best source of information. I had two questions this week - did Ryan and Hugh interact during MET Gala? and will Hugh attend MTV awards? and the search on instagram answered both. Let's not focus on what exactly was I searching for or how many times a day I repeat that action.)
I'm so excited. It's like the Oscars is happening on May 7th except if the Oscars actually nominated Hugh for what he should be nominated for in 7 months time and won't be because fuck my life
(I actually still hope The Greatest Showman gets pushed to 2018. If it doesn't he isn't getting nominated for Logan.)
(Or what if some people vote for this one and and the other vote for Logan and the vote splits?)
Of course for twenty something years there were two categories - one for Best Actress and one for Best Actor - but now they merged them. And I fear in this PC world they may just hand the first unified award ever to a chick. As a woman let me tell you - DO NOT DO THAT. MTV actually has a chance to do something which the Academy is too dumb as fuck to do - appreciate Hugh's work as the Wolverine and give him standing ovation for it. They had 17 years to do that and didn't so now it's their last shot. So do not give it to Watson. For the love of all that is holy and good, do not give this to Watson. If he loses to Watson or him and Dafne lose to the guys from Get Out or Disney faux Gay Moment dudes I swear to Christ I'll vomit and dive into it.
Of course I'm gonna watch that ceremony. I saw Animated Bunny movie for that man. I'd rewatched Les Miserables and Prisoners. I'd literally watch a documentary about squirrel's diarrhea if somehow he was there. I won't watch it live though. Stupid work on Monday.
MET gala, MTV awards...here's my glamorous life:
Dude, that's where I put my face!
Like most people out there I take pleasure in witnessing something bad happening to those who have more money than me. Behold this gift to us
While it is absolutely incredible someone would pay so much money to go to the concert where the biggest stars are Ja Rule and Blink 182 the accounts of those spoiled, rich people who cannot go by without food or water for few hours are just amazing.
The wolves on the islands of Bahamas, y'all.
Seth Rogenannounced that he is making a movie based on the festival going horribly wrong. I love Seth but I'd rather see the documentary about this one.
I saw Get Out and I thought it was overrated as hell. Yes, it was a well done movie which was really unsettling and creepy but 99% on RT? Really? I saw 8 movies this year and it's already barely in my top 5.
Colossal was great and here's my review (which so far 5 people read. *shade* *sideying y'all*)
Allegedly the dicks are coming in American Gods. There was none in the premiere episode. Quality production values and good pacing were also nowhere to be found. This episode looked cheap as hell especially comparing to Fuller's other shows like Hannibal and Pushing Daisies. I also do not like the dark color palette one bit. Ian McShane is there so I sat through it but some people are raving about how great that premiere was and I'm just sitting here going 'really?". That said the rant of the drunk widow on the cemetery was fucking golden.
Veep was hysterical. The episodes with Minna are the best
First look at the cast of the new the Murder on the Orient Express. It's infuriating how everyone is lookign in different direction. The dogs are the best part of the picture, obviously.
The Dark Towertrailer dropped. As predicted it looks like trash. But the lines! "I do not kill with my gun, I kill with my heart"- so awful and so hysterically funny I really laughed out loud while watching this thing. Get out of that contract, Idris and run.
Michael Fassbenderthrew some epic shade at Hiddles. The entire Internet seems to agree with him.
Hey speaking of, they photoshoped Michael for him to actually look his age and not 20 years older on the marketing stuff from Alien: Covenantwhereas he still looks 60 years old in the movie. Brilliant maneuver, FOX. Fucking genius.
But there's more because they actually released the chart of all those things the robot Walter can be. Apart from hilarious 'Manny" what the hell is the "adversary". Why would I want to have a robot that is my adversary? Although if for sex stuff this one sounds far more exciting than 'Romantic".
Gosling showed more emotion in trailer tease than in entire Only God Forgives so that's good sign
Here's short and spooky trailer for Twin Peaks revival.
Josh Gadtweeted the picture of the Penguin so everyone is freaking out. It's DCEU. Of course Josh freaking Gad is gonna be play the Penguin.
Here's Tom Hardy and his ridiculously casual attire at Alien: Covenant premiere yesterday. And here's Fassy and Katherine Waterston on the same event:
Matthew Vaughn says they already have an idea for Kingsman 3. Please use the one I described in last RF.
Here's Brad Pitt looking dead-eyed in his first photoshoot since he escaped Azkaban. I highly recommend you guys drop whatever it is you are planning to do after reading this RF and read this GQ style interview with him. It's unreal. Let's just say Brad doesn't sound like the sharpest tool in the shed.
And do check out the photos attached to interview, I just assume the photographer was trolling him. Also I'm not sure this photoshoot goes with Pitt's declaration he is not drinking. I too when I am not drinking pose on a sand dune while wearying a pink onesie:
It's 7th birthday of MettelRay's blog ad she is doing Volume 2 of her Movie Alphabet blogathon.Courtney already published her entry.