Friday, March 31, 2017

(281) Whack a D*ck + links

By Sati. Friday, March 31, 2017 22 Comments
  • Yep. I cannot even use spaces in tweets right anymore.
  • Happy Friday! Here's Hugh dubsmashing to Katy Perry. 
  • I just want to say to my dear readers before they read this RF...may God have mercy on your souls. There are two themes this week. First one is: Hugh Jackman is such a gift to humanity and we are not worthy of him. Second is: most men other than him deserve to be whacked in a dick with a tennis racket. I'll explain the latter later on in the post. The former needs no explanation.
  • Let's start:

  • Friday, March 24, 2017

    (280) God bless Australia + links

    By Sati. Friday, March 24, 2017 36 Comments
  • I thought of a nickname for him.
  • Are you guys ready to know what it is? 
  • ...
  • .....
  • .......
  • Boo kangaroo.
  • Exactly.

  • Friday, March 17, 2017

    (279) Go with the flow + links

    By Sati. Friday, March 17, 2017 18 Comments
  • If that's not porn...
  • ...then I don't know what the FUCK porn is.
  • First of all, happy St. Patrick's Day! (though over here every Friday is St. Patrick's Day and technically it's still Thursday were you are, but this thing is so long I had to publish it already. God one knows how much would I add tomorrow)
  • Secondly, I do hope you're about to enjoy the sickest most fun part of any RF - the pervy opening paragraphs 80% of it - because the dark forces (Sony and WB) are gathering (about to take a shit on) and are coming for our favorite things (rebooting the movies we love).
  • But before we get to that....

  • Tuesday, March 14, 2017

    Logan

    By Sati. Tuesday, March 14, 2017 , , , , , , , 16 Comments

    (spoilers!!!)

    When few seconds into Logan I saw the character I've only seen in toned down, PG-13 scenes tear people apart in violent and bloody fashion, I knew I was in for something refreshing. When I was reminded of Fury Road during the sequence where Logan is trying to drive through the fence, I knew I was in for something great. But when during one sequence while I still haven't composed myself after I cried I suddenly started laughing, I knew I was witnessing something really special.


    Friday, March 10, 2017

    (278) and Logan leads me astray + links

    By Sati. Friday, March 10, 2017 21 Comments
  • Hoisted by my own envious tweeting:

  • Thursday, March 9, 2017

    The Unsung Hero Blogathon: Ed Harris in Sweet Dreams

    By Sati. Thursday, March 9, 2017 22 Comments
    ...because when I suddenly find a blogathon that I can still participate in and it gives me an opportunity to write an unscheduled post about Ed Harris (you know, other than usual Friday praying to him while perving verbally posts) I'll do it.

    Friday, March 3, 2017

    (277) "I wasn't trying to be funny" + links

    By Sati. Friday, March 3, 2017 21 Comments
  • Day 5 and I still cannot believe it happened. I have been watching Oscars for 15 years and this is the funniest thing that happened since Travolta's "Adele Dazeem". I knew the second these guys started running around behind the producers of Blah Blah Land that something was up and I actually thought maybe they read it wrong but what transpired...oh, man.